How can this be? Donald Trump assured me this was all destroyed.

Hey, don’t worry. We are absolutely, positively, without a doubt, still in a ceasefire.

That’s great. But I think you’re dealing with analysis paralysis here. You’ve already got more than enough things to choose from. Just start doing some of them.

You need to work on your social skills. It’s not that hard.

Entrepreneurs.

You really need to work on getting comfortable with sitting in silence because being alone with your thoughts is where wisdom comes from.

I guess my liberal teachers were completely wrong when they told me that a cease fire meant both sides stopped fighting.

Oh man, let me introduce you to Christopher Hitchens. Unfortunately dead now, he was an intellectual powerhouse who could cut down any argument for religion like a hot knife through butter. Start by searching Instagram for him. He’s also funny as shit. Incorporate some of his arguments against god in your conversations with people who insist that god has anything at all to do with your accomplishments and you should shut them up pretty quickly.

A threat?