

That’s a problem for marketing.
That’s a problem for marketing.
I’m stashing cheap pistols around my house, so yes I’ve got a plan
Or 50x the chances for hijinx, depending on your angle.
We used to have that, Trump 45 ripped it up.
Grocery shopping yesterday we really noticed it for the first time. Things have been higher and higher for a while but now there an extra 10-30% on some goods, overnight. Gonna be a brutal year. I’ve never seen stagflation in the flesh. No one my age has.
Mine went missing for a day, and then at 2am a neighbor started pounding on the door - was this our cat wailing keeping them awake?
So I climbed about 30’ up a pine tree in my boxers, in the dark, unwrapped the cat from the tree, wrapped it around my bare chest (it’s terrified fully extended claws made this a snap, right into my flesh) and down we went.
She never tried that again, but did enjoy annual escapes onto the roof until the arthritis got too bad.
You’re preprogrammed, through years of evolution you aren’t privy to, to be terrified of things that look human but aren’t, that move in unison. IDK what that says.
That’s what you’d expect, but we’ve seen them pretty OK with the erosion for years now. Lately it seems like maybe there’s one collective backbone among the nine of them, but I’m not convinced of anything just yet.
JD could stick his dick in the aircraft’s seams while it’s supersonic
The correct response here would be to simply say “no” when they say “can I ask what it is you’re taking.”
She’s also right at the age where it often presents itself. But yes stress can cause it to appear or suddenly spread.
Things must be shelf stable for months or years and that requires aseptic packaging in plastic. Plus preservatives and fresheners that are accumulating inside you. Capitalism.
Why instead, we can do two things
Do you have any nieces or nephews or cousins or maybe your dentist sister‘s girlfriend’s kid just enrolled? I’ve had success getting them to forward me confirmation codes and things that I sent to their address.
Free feeding your cat healthy-weight food is not a diet… ask me how I know
While insulting the person that originally made the deal (himself)
You know it’s bad when Shadow IT starts migrating your inventories.
“Oh dear, my neighbor’s badly neglected oak tree is now bisecting my house. Since it’s not raining, that’s my fault.”
Bird law is simple and fair in comparison to tree law
Their future e-waste is now part of the view, just gotta accept it and hope the billboards up there aren’t developed in our lifetime.