Can’t we just… not?

So you’re in favour of bombing Iran? That ending was surprising. Or you’re too stupid to understand double negatives.

Why do these idiots in authoritarian dictatorships always think that protesting the government will remove it? No, they’ll kill you. Learn your lesson. And by that I don’t mean giving up.

I love it.

Give this to an animator on Fiverr with the command to recreate this pose 1:1 with a model and watch them despair. Also this is what happens when you use the belly rub exploit a bit too often.

They’re such drama queens. “Oh no, I’m getting a free massage! Horrible! How dare you!” lifts paw menacingly

ok, thx. still weird.

That belly looks mighty fluffy.

Dude. Wtf. Use the bar analogy. Would you say this in a bar with friends and strangers around the table when someone shows you a cute picture of his cat? How you react and make it about masturbation is just suuuuuper weird.