DreamButt

Jesus. That man has aged ten years for every year of the war effort

When you want to turn it on, instead unplug it and go start a farm. Problem solved, requires zero ram

Just learned how to patch my clothes. Thinking about learning how to work leather next

Pur the great cat parent agreement of year 0 you are obligated to ignore all bodily functions during nappy time

This picture gave me diabetes

The Trump administration is seeking to crack down on illegal immigration. The president made immigration a central theme of his successful campaign for office, and Americans largely support his mass deportation plans.

Could you suck his dick any harder?

Jesus Christ. Her wrists and then her throat. Girl was determined to never come back

Anxiety is fun huh?

Getting hair in ur mouth is the worst

You can’t expect people to read!

hey boss I did that thing you didn’t know I decided I was excited about. Don’t worry I stayed up sleepless working on it for an entire week which is why I’ve been unable to focus during meetings. It also prevented me from looking at the items you had assigned me two weeks ago

Monetarily? No. Fun stories? Oh yeah

Based on that look the hate is also keeping them warm

Okay, you won’t believe me. But my cat is also orange with big whiskers and is also named Mango

Ya ime it’s mostly about what people are comfortable with. People who care about all the features :tm: go to emacs, people who want to use an instrument stick with vim, and old people use nano

How dare you defy me human. You can’t even hunt your own food

Someone forgot to wrap it in a towel

Finally. It always baffeed me that it’s legal to advertise bread covered sugar to children

You don’t have to mention anything about ADHD. Worst case scenario you’re in the same situation you already are. Best case you get an extra day or two

Be honest with ur prof. They might give u an extension