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    14 days ago

    I do this for every kind of beverage, have a favorite exclusive of each of these:

    • beer glass

    • water bottle

    • coffee mug

    • whiskey glass

    • wine glass

    It’s nice just using and cleaning one for each of these instead of having glasses clutter the sink from every time I get thirsty and need a drink.




  • Famous story of a son who broke both arms and the mom felt bad he couldn’t masturbate so she started jerking him which led to more…

    It’s very fucked up story. But whenever a similar topic comes up someone has to say “I bet he had broken arms” or something like that.

    Similar one is “shoes came off so he’s definitely dead” whenever some fall or other force throws someone to the ground.

    It was funny at one point… Maybe like 6 years ago. But like jfc there’s no original thought, just echo chamber zingers.

    Oh another one: “I also choose this guy’s dead wife”


  • A lot more comments like reddit that are the quick (very tired) zingers. I was happy to get away from that but I’m sort of thinking of putting lemmy down if it gets worse.

    I don’t need your “this.” Or “broken arms” or “that’s insulting to trash” etc.

    It’s beyond tired. But it gets up voted and can dominate the comments section. I appreciate threads like this one that promote actual discussion.


  • A horse is a horse, of course, of course, And no one can talk to a horse, of course, That is, of course, unless the horse Is the famous Mister Ed!

    Go right to the source and ask the horse, He’ll give you the answer that you’ll endorse. He’s always on a steady course. Talk to Mister Ed!






  • JD Vance having had intercourse with a couch, be that as it may, doesn’t intrinsically mean it was IKEAs couch. Of course he likely didn’t have sex with any couch, however often, or other furniture perhaps. But it’s still important to distinguish the two situations. I’m glad to know JD Vance likely didn’t have sex with any. There is no evidence of course of intercourse from JD Vance, so we can’t say JD Vance has or would engage in intercourse to completion with a couch, nor should we.