I must oooooooooooobserve.

Just build wall. -Chinese grand master maybe

The last windows user defends their ad riddled bloat machine from the evil clutches of the Linux horde.

Imagine gentle chanting of All Star.

It’s been seven seconds since my last confession.
“That is a myth my goldfish son. NOW GET OUT OF THE BOOTH!!!”

Can you add a Northrop Grumman logo on the side and bill the government 50 billion?

“Think about it. They drained a lot of oil in the Middle East, so there must be cool underground lakes of oil you can paddle around in down there.” -Gas station geologist

But that corn in your corn hole!

I like that cat’s style.

You can get Goldene Schwulenzeit at Rewe.

Sir-SIR. As I explained you need to change trains.
(Unprofessional screeching)
SIR. Let’s keep this civil.

Cat: The hour fast approaches where the human shall adore me.
Dog: I got this fart you ought to check out bud!

Hold the line. Hold!
(Distant honking)
ALL IS LOST RETREAT!!!

Was homoemo before homoerectus?

Oh! This one jar that is freakin stuck super bad.

They call it a Sherman because it’s sheer manliness.

Somehow naked DK is more nude than the most naked…naked dude.

If someone enjoys something I say let them enjoy it. Seems like an interesting combination but not something I need to go out and try immediately.

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