Therapy, family, plotting to overturn the system in my head, imagining carrying out those plans with them going swimmingly, imagining myself as the warlord-poet of the enlightened utopic society I would erect afterwards, imagining other things.

There’s a lot of imagining.

Wusste nicht, dass es Pimmel mit Sehschwäche gibt.

Was this you

Your valiant sacrifice will be remembered, comrade o7

He ran out of the need to hold elections

Is bischen blöd in Markdown; muss man zwei Leerzeichen ans Ende der letzten Zeile machen
Etwa so hier

Das haben Sie doch auswendig gelernt!

tschüssi mit küssi, chrissi 👋😘

Back atcha :)

Child molesters and people who talk at the theater

I’m pretty sure he’s on Ozempic now.

Hello, may I acquaint you with our lord and saviour, Artificial Intelligence?

Edit: That came across way more flippant than I’d intended it to be; I apologize. Yeah, I’ve noticed it too, you’re not alone.

I’m a software guy, so I’m gonna go with ‘free compilers.’ Back when every company was keeping their secret sauce close to their chest, RMS turned around and released gcc for free. That was… new, to say the least. It paved the way for much of the software you see eating the world today.

The FEC under direct order of the president? What could possibly go wrong?

I would have thought people worldwide had learned after Brexit that a vote on national sovereignty is not a proper avenue for trolling, but alas.

We shouldn’t have killed the fucking gorilla, man.

W-we did? What did we do this time?

You know too much. I will get to you first.

Right after I deal with Steve

Edit: In all honesty, I’d probably try and do a Manfred Macx, propping up technologies and social change aimed at leveling the playing field between the rich and the poor.

Tarantula, because if I chose T-Rex I’d be in a cage within the hour

If I had infinite money, everyone would have infinite money.

Except Steve. Fuck you, Steve

In all seriousness, it’s a nice gesture, go right ahead. :) The one you did for [email protected] looks neat and I’d takd it, fwiw.