I recommend creating a free account on Jira or Asana. Helps me focus if I have the project steps still laid out and I can go back to them when I have the energy.

Someone get him with some butter and sugar and see if he turns into a racist cake

Das ist die wurst sofa

A Mac? Bugger off

Flechten Sie nun bitte die Lasagne.

Maybe it’s plasticine

Oh no, the dinosaur has a terrifyingly large chest burster!

I fully recommend using multiple sources of stimuli.

If you have an ebook, use an ebook reader or voice service and follow along. Speechify highlights the current word and sentence, too, which I have found helps keep me zeroed in.

May not work for everyone, but it works for me.

Welcome to the second part of the Dunning Kruger wild ride of software.

That bug is fuckin’ toast

Low effort pasta or AI. It’s so hard to tell these days.

Nvidia. They got a lot of cash. Nvidia causes autism!

I’ve never identified with a cat more

Vorm spaltenden politik wars besser

Yeah I know mate. I was referring to the slop image

You have hot AI garbage in your head? Why does one of the badgers have a wiggly arm coming out of its head?

He’s not a scandal magnet, he’s a pedophile. He didn’t “give up” his titles and he’s not the victim in his story.

Which of these gormless thumbs looks in the mirror and is like “yep, that right there is the pinnacle of human evolution”

I absolutely believe that most people are fine. But those lovely people aren’t running the air ports or immigration control that I would need to pass through to work there.

That sink setup is wild. You supposed to sort of all lean into each other like a group selfie or what?