INTP? No, I’m actually out of TP

Unless it’s the Kool-Aid man’s blood…

Spaghetti makes the most beautiful swirls.

SomeBODY

Jar Jar Biden?

Exactly, my wisdom teeth got removed so I got the tattoo on my tongue. Way more visible in public…

Not vegan though, because a human was harmed for the creation of that ponytail.

I literally haven’t seen a pop-up that I didn’t need to manually enable in years. Didn’t realize they were still an issue…

If it weighs like a duck, and floats like a duck, then it probably is a witch. Don’t let them trick you!

You can be vaporized by a witch anytime you want, no pondering required!

A main character, this is an ensemble cast. Just don’t let the red shirts know…

I was bitten this morning and I feel fi----nally half way through the week am I right? Any plans this weekend?

And if you put a cucumber behind them they freak out… That’s not a euphemism!

F is for friends who do stuff together ❤️

Is that not what desiccant packs are filled with? That’s why it says not to eat it. Because it would taste terrible (and other less fun reasons)…

Exactly, who would put a rebugged version into production anyway?

Yup, and they’re run on an estimated 8.5 million test machines

Mrs. Ippy?

Ew… Who eats a burger with the lettuce on!?

Are beans allowed again on Lemmy?