Who are the remaining 55% still buying swasticars?

Giant sawblades are also helpful whenever your stealth bomber is boarded by ninjas.

It’s usually because of cheap electrolytic capacitors. Letting a $10+ item die because they were too cheap to pay $0.25 instead of $0.15 for a properly rated component.

Is the armor on the hyanide, the rider, or both? 🤔

Because now I really want to see someone in full plate weilding an explosive lance riding a tank-motorcycle.

Find an alien that’s barely heard of milk. Now explain cheese.

Somebody get DARPA on this, stat.

Imma let you finish, but a gatling gun made of 16" guns is strictly better than a regular 16" gun.

See also: This unit from Supreme Commander

Now explain PartialEq, and why it’s mandatory.

IF YOU DON’T RULE AND STONE, YOU AIN’T COMING HOME!

This is a quote from The Onion’s endorsement of Joe Biden for president, which was posted October 3, because it’s The Onion.

Amateurs. Baguette-based high-explosive squash-head (HESH) warheads are the future of improvised anti-tank munitions.

Technically correct is the best kind of correct.

Freedom sounds intensify

I assume this guide is for engaging the F-117 in midair hand-to-hand combat after you’ve leapt aboard. But in that case, where are you supposed to get dirt? Bring it with you, like some kind of peasant?? Just use your sword like a normal ninja.

Clippy knows all and sees all.

Yeah, Tactical Breach Wizards has been in development since at least 2020. I was in the closed beta in 2022 and it was pretty great. They’ve finally announced the release date of August 22, and I’m excited.

Old hotness: Swing Wing

New hotness: Transform into bipedal mech

• Exhibit A: YF-19 variable fighter (bonus points for backwards-swept wings)
• Exhibit B: A-2 Viking armored mechanical hybrid

This 100%. Only a hobbit would bring their favorite cast iron frying pan on a transcontinental hike into hostile territory.

Fallout narrator: “Trash…trash never changes.”

Is he, though? Duke Nukem is a huge fanboy. He can’t go give minutes without quoting some movie or other.

Relevant comic: https://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/whos-to-say-duke-cant-have-hobbies