The boogiest and woogiest of albums

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While that is true, it makes sense for antivirus/edr software to run in kernelspace. This is a fuck-up of a giant company that sells very expensive software. I wholeheartedly agree with your sentiment, but I mostly see this as a cautionary tale against putting excessive trust and power in the hands of one organization/company.

Imagine if this was actually malicious instead of the product of incompetence, and the update instead ran ransomware.

The itchy one

I’m pretty sure googls provides channel RSS feeds, and that is what newpipe/freetube (optionally) uses. A downside is that this does not include video length.