Yeah didn’t see any of those. All I see is this:

I’m using Firefox on Android so maybe that’s causing issues?

I must have scrolled all the way up and down 5 times to make sure I wasn’t going insane.

“German Election Results Explained in Graphics”

Full text article with no graphics

To help preserve the SHOCK value of course! After reporting on the umpteenth suicide by falling backwards on 5 bullets or twentieth Novichok poisoning, the impact of these heinous acts kind of loses its oomph unless you kick it up a notch with some strategically placed CAPS. BAM!

The music really made this one

And here I thought international motorsport was becoming more accepted in the USA :<

Going from making calculators to making tanks is real easy:

TI-83 -> T-83

See? Take out one letter and you just made a Russian tank variant!

And China wonders why Taiwanese people don’t want anything to do with them :o

I’d buy that for a dollar!

Great. Can we stop trading for idiots that willingly go to Russia already? I’m pretty sure our supply of captured Russian arms dealers and assassins is running pretty low by now.

You didn’t actually read the article did you?

DNA tests had “proved they had XY chromosomes and were thus excluded”

What? Is there another WNBA player we just have to get back?

This is the equivalent of China asking for exclusive rights to General Tso’s Chicken in the US. Shitty Chinese food is our exclusive domain you damn commies! 🦅

Yo Ishmael! The boys at Mithridates University have come up with this sick new tech. The Romans won’t know what hit them!

There was a Clint Eastwood movie where backwards firing missiles were the whole shtick.

The catch is the plane is controlled by thoughts. Russian thoughts. The final dogfight came down to Clint finding his inner Russian and thinking of the magic word “blyat” to get the plane to fire ze backwards missiles.

It was a wild ride.

Bro. She’s only 16.

Lol tankie spotted 💥