The ceasefire has already lasted longer than the Israeli ceasefires

They will invite anyone who is bored of peace

Germany, Italy and Greece? I was hoping for an organisation closer to home so I could enroll.

Snake

He’s just mad that they didn’t let him in on it

And all of Alaska of course

Five gazillion? Pah! How about ONE BRAZILIAN!

That’s what any lazy quitter would say. Mind you : They’re trying to get their own little windfall from this, so it’s probably for the best if they quit.

Hulk fart!

He only had until the end of the day until the devil came for his soul

Each time looking for it for at least 10 minutes, so this time I’m going to put it at the logical place.

Time passes…

Looking for hours at the four logical places I could’ve put it, then giving up. Coming across it a week later and thinking “well that IS a logical place for it to be”

The hamberdler

Not Lance Armstrong, that’s the one-balled Tour De France winner. You’re thinking of Stretch Armstrong!

Did you … Have a bad dream or something?