adorably naive here, absolutely love that!

what does this mean for the shareholders tho

boss

not a single articulate moment from these clowns ever

use that syrup to tar and feather the shit orange trashbag

Switches make the world go round! (Part of) the problem is the foolish masses and the charlatan

All we’ve got is tampon strings and broken lawnmowers

Americans voted for a Daddy and got a fraudulent, incontinent trash slut of a switch

Please be the domineering, consistent, assertive Daddy these children want and need. They’re hungry, thirsty, eager to please 🥺

Save us EU you’re our only hope

I am thrilled to see some love for Bubsy

been waiting my whole life to bag some smokers boys

“when it’s a jarhead’s”

there’s close potential idfk

dad’s got that smeagol bout to tear into a fish look on his face and mom can feel her blood clot 🥴 launch this unfortunate squad right tf to musk’s nazi camp on mars

you’ll never be an asshole for not dealing with nazi apologists homie

that first fish could probably convince me to do just about anything…

Stand down brother, you’re up against a cold steep chad

there’s a meme of some astronauts with guns that perfectly summarizes this

Ignore it on the side of the road, offer no help, but celebrate its ability to participate in capitalism!

“sounds like a problem for somebody who’s paid more than me”

Unfortunate company name to be involved in such a headline. Legitimately was curious why that would be relevant in any title until I confirmed the airline, hence the proper noun…