Just remember that talking about shooting works with both of those.

I just got my two new fountain pens yesterday, so I’m at the start of my latest. I’m destined to become the greatest sketcher in the next three days. This time this one will stick. I just know it.

Keep AirPods in your ears. People will just think you’re on a phone call.

I was starting to think you were in the wrong community until the end there

My brain may be an asshole, but it’s not nearly as bad as past me. That guy’s a real dick, always leaving all this work for me to do. Fortunately, I can just leave it all for future me.

Attacking yourself, but swinging so wildly that you’re smacking the rest of us

As long as I can spend 23 minutes bitching about having to start at a weird time

That would be 11:17 AM

Forgetful Nuggets

If I have too much time before an appointment, I will be late. If I do everything at the last second, I’ll usually be a little early.

It’s a hungry world

I’ve just started a new job with a lot of onboarding and my new coworker said “Now you know all of the things! I’ll direct everyone your way!” He was really confused when I tried to explain to him that yes, my hard drive has written all of the information I’ve heard, but my file system is shit so I’ll probably never see it again.

My music varies. Sometimes it’s music I’ve heard recently on loop, sometimes it’s music my brain came up with, but a lot of times it’s in the background. At times I don’t even notice the music is there until I realize I’ve been playing the King George songs from Hamilton on a loop for a couple of weeks. Either that or I’ll start focusing in on something external and start humming what’s in my head without realizing it. Right now, it’s Foxy Brown’s “Oh Lord” on muddled repeat. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.

One One One One One One One One One One One One

The internet definition, yes. Because you’ll get a bunch of people who are diagnosed who think that since they have ADHD, everything they do is a symptom so they’ll spread some things that’s just basic human nature.

In the real world, it’s defined just right. The problem there is that people will ignore the “interfering with daily activities/life” part. Sure, everyone is distracted or hyperfocused sometimes, but for us it’s more of a constant issue that we have to find ways to get around to function in society. Or people will look at something like executive dysfunction and think “yeah, sometimes I don’t want to <insert name of task no one wants to do>” because they can’t comprehend the hell of having to force yourself to do the things you love.

I liken it to someone saying “I’m so OCD” just because they put their pens in a desk drawer. No man, OCD wrecks people. You’ve just finally decided to be slightly neat.

Hot bubble baths are pretty transcendent. That would be my vote for leftist rapture.