MedicsOfAnarchy

In my day we just had a hole in the stall where you stuck your junk in. None of this electronic crap.

We ordered the one that infects “red hat”, not “fed bat”. Blame a bad connection, but we’re not paying for this Congo Labs. Try again. (Edit: forgot /s)

Note to self: Do NOT eat bats. Even if Mom says, “We’re having bat tonight”.

Coupled with the weather Florida has been having, “oranges from the United States” will probably no longer be a thing. They waited until Anita Bryant died. Coincidence? I think not. /s

I thought that guy in red was from Star Fleet

Iran Dictionary (updated)

Clinic: An establishment or room where women can endure repeated rape and beatings until they agree to wear a hijab.

Wait, this is “mastermind” (based on the outcome) of the October terrorist attacks? “Sure, we can have a ceasefire. C’mere and let’s talk about it…”