You’re in luck! It can indeed! The only possible caveat might be that you won’t get to choose the enplacement…

Lol. Ford is known to break down often when needed most. Just get a Toyota instead.

Lost their camels, still have their toes.

We talking a prick on the finger or full body exsanguination?

Your brain be wildin’. I suggest seeking professional help if it ever happens a second time in a short period of time. Small chance it might be an early symptom of a stroke or dementia.

Message brought to you courtesy of WebMD. It’s cancer! 👍

Great speech, really, but why aren’t you getting it? It’s not about you or me or the commenter i started the chain with. This was their comment:

… do people actually do that? As in, is strong jealousy really a thing?

I’d like to believe that each of us builds their life into the exact thing they need, so swapping places with anyone else would be terribly uncomfortable. So I can’t relate as to why anyone would ever be jealous i guess haha

Are you and all the people up voting that comment really unable to grasp that there are people who actually do that? That strong jealousy really is a thing?

You kept deviating with your own sad stories, hope and self-control and get out from the bad environment.

But this is about them, the people that get left behind, that don’t crawl out and escape, that don’t get to build their lives into the exact thing they need. So that swapping places with literally anyone else would be fucking awesome to them.

That’s why I said you’re sitting on a high horse, you can’t seem to relate to them.

God job on making it out though. Though they might have moments of jealousy, I’m sure most of the people that couldn’t do the same are proud and thankful you can be an example to them. (Not sarcasm, if you’re interpreting that way. You only saw those earlier examples and seemed deadset on them being the only kind there is.)

You don’t seem to understand. There is no country on this planet that doesn’t have at least one abnormal living environment within. And the people living in such types of environment don’t have the luxury of entertaining your kind of psychological snobbism/elitism.

You talk of ideals, not reality. From the role of an observer, not a participant. Your advice is superficial nonsense from a position of safety and comfort.

I mean, what planet have you been living on until now?

Easy to beat. Just surround him with senators and stab him in the back with his own queen.

An average person doesn’t mechanically compartmentalize emotions and puts them aside because they aren’t “productive solutions”.

It’s good for you that you’ve managed this kind of selfcontrol in order to improve your life. But that’s because you’ve numbed down the things that do you harm.

A person that isn’t depressed doesn’t have that kind of ‘benefit’. Emotions run freely and wild without fear. And cause all kinds of trouble.

Lovers being jealous of outside attention to the point of madness.

Siblings being jealous of biased parental love to end up estranged.

Children in patched up clothes on the streets begging or on the fields working - being jealous of children dressed in brand new school uniforms and going to school together.

Any person in a hospital bed with a terminal illness watching through the window the world living a life they can’t have.

And so many other examples…

Productive solutions don’t mean shit when it comes to strong emotions and jealousy can be very strong at times. Strong enough to murder even. I mean forget about the world-ending news regurgitation, at the local level where the average person lives, jealousy is high up in ranking as a reason for commiting crimes.

Pardon me, but you sound very privileged here, in the spiritual sense of “stop being poor” or “just don’t be depressed” etc.

If that was your intention, you’ve succeeded admirably.

I think they’d rather replace the Devins with a bunch of newer Evans…

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Some bugs only trigger on the first run. Or the second. Or the third. Or…

That we know of.

Greener grass…

Boredom and monotony go hand in hand.

Surely you meant Cat Pawpaw

Stole this from somewhere

My bones wanna bone other bones.

Tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak.

Wasn’t that the bit with sheep blood on the door frame? And that it didn’t make any difference whether Egyptian or Jewish, as long as they did that part?

Far as I recall, some Jewish families didn’t follow through and they weren’t spared. So it really wasn’t about saving the Jews, but rather converting followers and punishing those that disobeyed.

Mfkrs learned the wrong lessons from it.

That ring wasn’t precious to him because he kept it on his finger…

“Security! This random person just sat on my land. Remove them at once!”