Mine brought them to me live for freshness. I would panic, drop the mouse, and he’d just catch it like “oops! you dropped it. Don’t worry human I gotchu.” And bring it back to me.

He’s not smart enough to hack anything with a computer, certainly hacked it with money though.

Had to check your stuff for a sec, poe’s law…

I hate that I can’t tell the difference between genuine bad faith sympathizers and just some good old sarcasm these days, crazy times.

The day after taco bell

Oh please, we lack the ability to do anything about them. Shoot em, fine em, I don’t care this is a cry for help.

You’re absolutely right.

I’m still not seeing a cat in this photo

Isn’t Nazi anything super illegal in Germany?