Either way, if it’s an opportunity to even slightly impoverish shitty Americans I’m rock hard on board with it.

The real win IMO would be for a collective Canadian identity to emerge from this so we can stop aping shitty, fake, trite, tasteless American bullshit.

“Also, and hey - no worries if not, but do you have any spare chin? I’m missing a lot of mine.”

TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS, ELON.

IN A CAVE YOU FUCKING INBRED. A CAVE!!!

• Apes together strong.

By “rude” I assume you mean “odious, offensive, and generally unpleasant to experience for most people with reasonable sensibilities; to be avoided”

I even felt the wind from that one.

Yep. Unfortunately, the US is currently doing a Cecil Kelly and the right is a vat of plutonium slurry just shy of a criticality.

There will come soft rains and the smell of the ground, And swallows circling with their shimmering sound; And frogs in the pools singing at night, And wild plum trees in tremulous white; Robins will wear their feathery fire, Whistling their whims on a low fence-wire; And not one will know of the war, not one will care at last when it is done. Not one would mind, neither bird nor tree, If mankind perished utterly; And Spring herself, when she woke at dawn Would scarcely know that we were gone.

Bwahaha. Just take the L, Chief.

Or don’t… 🍿🍿🍿🍿

You are voting for Trump.

No. It absolutely does matter what Belarus does. What the hell is wrong with you?

The 80s movie robojox basically has this as it’s central premise, cept they were piloted.

Heavy, existential sigh.

ALL MAGA. TAKE THEM ALL. JUST A CONVEYOR BELT FEED SYSTEM ACROSS THE OCEAN.

You’d know, that’s why I was thanking you. While you’re out here fixing the internet, you should stop by urban dictionary and let them know they’re making your work harder than it needs to be.

Thanks be to you, Pronouncy McColloquial, keeper of all standards of how slang works, ally to the pedant.

Lol 🤣 what a terrible take.

Thank you for your UNSOLICITED AND SUBJECTIVE OPINION.

After brief consideration, I have determined it to be of absolutely no worth to me, but your very singular wit is welcome to it.

Well I think we can all agree not to put you in charge of any important decisions after today.

Your pedantry is unbecoming of a 21st century person, especially considering the event is “The Olympic Games” not “The Olympic Sports”.

And really, the worst thing the JD Vance rumors will do is cause a sales bump for Siemens couches by Republican males.