Here’s hoping you’re right, my friend.

If you say so. Fingers crossed.

I’d be nervous about that return journey. Coming in hot like that might spook any number of nations right now, including the U.S.

AHEM…I think you mean The Donald J. Trump Persian Gulf of America.

Isn’t the whole point that we’re already there? We’ve been there all along.

“At last! After 10,000 years, I’m free! Time to beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past!”

There should be a Muppets version of everything. It improves all source material.

I didn’t learn until an embarrassingly late age that you shouldn’t say “jewed them down” or “I got gypped” when discussing prices, etc. Once it dawned on me what I was saying, I felt pretty mortified, but I grew up hearing them as normal words. It was just a thing you say.

Everyone deserves health care. And a decent place to live. Even people without jobs!

Let’s just get it done, okay?

Leave leather tomes full of this for the ultimate long-con prank on future archeologists.

Most-epic might be Meat Loaf’s I’d Do Anything for Love

DJ Shadow - Nobody Speak is a fun one.

What a disappointment that boy turned out to be.

I feel personally attacked.

Just like all the events with the Saudis, in Qatar, the Winter Olympics in Russia, etc.

Rich people will attend no matter what.

We’re saying the same thing, I think. Don’t do it. But if you have to do it, a few groceries probably won’t ruin you. Don’t make it a habit. But don’t starve. But don’t make it a real habit.

Supposedly Target doesn’t care as long as it doesn’t get into the thousands/felony level, fyi.

Your mileage may drastically vary.

This x 50 million:

I hope they’re prank oil barrels. Also I hope that’s a thing.