I’ve been looking for those for months!

*Mew

Exactly. Thank you. I believe you’re being literal. What would be insane would be sitting on a free gold mine like that and not sorting out the gold because you’re too good for it.

The buttholes are second-to-none.

But then how would I fuck them?

Milliways?

Better than my phallus looking like a turkey.

…although…

Thanks! They really are. I did my best.

It’s much easier on the back than carrying those massive burlap sacks.

Just the normal amount.

Ha, yeah right, I wish! I couldn’t splash out that kind of cash this year.

I don’t actually have a cat (two dogs, though), I’m a fraud! But this is great advice!

HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.

It would be like old-school OKCupid, minus all the paid bullshit.

I’m not touching you! I’m not touching you!

Consider we’re just not that bright?

Then where’s the money shot?

I’m coming!

So corny it’s virtually a damn corncob.

One of my closest relationships, we called each other cunt, etc. all the time. Unfortunately, she turned out to be a bit of a cunt.