Fuck us up, y’all!

Sincerely,

Ashamed American

That moment when you fall for a fellow scat enthusiast on the international stage.

Many experiences over many years. My own curiosity and love of learning really helped save me. But for me it was all made to finally click together by psilocybin.

Yeah, just a dumb PP joke, sorry.

I forgive you. 🤗

What on earth do you put on your biscuits, if not white gravy?

gets a tear in his PPE

I winced. Is it confirmed it can be transmitted sexually?

That’s also an old Soviet intelligence classic, so I’d bet you’re spot on.

Honestly, every last one of you can go have a nice day, as far as I’m concerned.

This does sound wild.

I can think of cheaper!

I was joking, but the fact that it feels concerningly plausible says plenty.

I expect by August, at the latest, Trump will pledge U.S. boots on the ground to free the Russians in Ukraine from their Ukrainian Nazi occupiers and oppressors.

So now you expect me to believe that they had flying aircraft carriers? How would that even work?

“About that whole ‘thy neighbor’s ass’ bit, you’ve gotta see this…”

The Russians have men?

Does Russia have dom-marines to take on the sub-marines?

I’d start here, but you’ll likely need to tweak the amounts, because the recipe yields one Kelly LeBrock by default.

If you watch how they work, these actually scoop up water and convert it to fire. And still all the woke libs act surprised California has constant water shortage and wildfire issues. You’re literally converting your water into fire, sheeple!

What if the man with insensitive nipples still gets off on showing others his nipples? We need insensitive male nipples from an asexual virgin.