Putting a layer just inside your nostrils to catch pollen and help with hayfever

Being silently judged by the can before I even get my hand into it 👀

Dozens of Israelis from the country’s security, political and cultural elite have threatened legal action against their government over support for Jewish terrorism and an “ideology of ethnic cleansing” in the occupied West Bank, according to a leaked letter.

Two former prime ministers, former heads of all the Israeli security services, former judges, a Nobel laureate and the country’s most revered living novelist were among the signatories to a “final warning” over violence against Palestinians.

They demanded immediate action to “eradicate Jewish terrorism”, cataloguing years of attacks – including murder, sexual assault, theft, arson and desecration of the dead – by civilian and military perpetrators who acted with “almost complete impunity”.

Perhaps they’d like to place a bulk order for the new Commodore phone?

The word ‘manhandled’ is doing a lot of war crimes in that headline

Somehow Netenyahu returned

Insurance loss adjusters

It’s started, it’s just unevenly distributed among the poorer populations

I believe that any entity that witnessed me taking a dump would be truly terrified

Your cables break every 3 days

Archive version, no paywall

I think we see a reform manifesto pledge to ‘bring back good, honest turkey twizzlers’ to school canteens 🙃

O’Biden? First the Irish claim Obama, now Biden 😄

Hello Boris! Immaculate lounging you’re doing there.

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To be fair, your username kind of suggests you want to look inside everything anyway

Take your pick from the Linux family tree

Upskill. I’m not ‘upskilling’ someone, I’m training them.

Would you settle for a single clergyman?