I’m the opposite, I’m pacing around for 10 minutes until it’s time to leave

Getting tattoos. Parents, grandparents etc all said by the time you’re 30 you’ll hate them. Well I’m in my mid 30’s now and I still get new ones.

I try not to judge people based on their profession unless it’s law enforcement or military etc. people need to survive

Damn this is great advice

Wow, didn’t expect to wake up this morning to a personal attack

He’s not even pink, it’s the spa terry!

Nah if that spot is open I’m taking it

¡Yo quiero Taco Bell! Worst is probably Arby’s but I haven’t eaten there in probably 20 plus years

My cat will sprint to her bowl when she hears me opening the churu pouch

https://www.richardeaglespoon.com/articles/how-to-hoagie

Ask and ye shall receive

I will make that hoagie roll recipe I’ve had open for months, I’m just not ready yet

What the fuck

Jarred tomato sauce. It’s one of the easiest things to make and every jarred sauce I have ever had tasted like shit

Any advice? I’d love to stop paying for streaming services

This is Lucy, but at some point early on in our relationship my wife started calling her Chichi and it’s stuck.

In Boston there’s a really low bridge on Storrow drive and there’s signs galore that trucks won’t fit under the bridge and there’s a whole catalog of pics of people who have gotten stuck or “storrowed”

Probably not great but I usually can get stuff done when I’m stoned

Gotta support his booty when you hold him

Ran my index finger down the blade of a pocket knife and nearly cut the tip off. Got a nice big scar and had a bunch of stitches