*badum* *tsss*

Yup. That’s because most “moderate” conservatives fundamentally agree with far right positions, or at least don’t disagree with them even though they might not be enthusiastic supporters

Yup, that’s what they mean. That’s the greatness they want back.

ugh I’m so not up to date on fedi drama

peak performance innit

But… how do… I mean, that’s… uh… how do you know what cat tastes like?

Tankie paradise

Truly a utility that we have all been waiting for without even knowing it.

I let them know! They’re pretty tickled that it’s clearly given people a chuckle.

It’s a ridiculous app which makes it so funny, but it’s also kinda cool that it’s possible to bang out an app that actually streams the real time status of a fucking space station’s toilets in an afternoon. I mean what the hell

I was particularly fond of the naming:

Really is isn’t it? A friend made this and forced me to be an alpha tester, and I just had to share.

Heartwarming ❤️

Reality isn’t a video game: you can’t just “tank nukes”.

Even a limited nuclear conflict between, say, India and Pakistan would likely lead to a global food security disaster and could kill up to a third of the world’s population – see eg this article (open access). That’s using less than 3% of the world’s total nuclear stockpile

edit: welp I didn’t notice I was in NCD

Lots of our battery powered devices have a bunch of literal antennas, though. I actually don’t know the frequency ranges on which an EMP can be expected to “pump out” significant amounts of energy, but if there’s enough in the bands where WiFi, Bluetooth, GPS etc operate that’s going to fry devices that don’t have some sort of protection built in. I also have no clue how common it is for radio modules used in consumer stuff to protect against voltage surges on their antennas, but somehow I’d imagine it’s not very common.

And I’m here for it

Current models point towards a max ~6°C anomaly for the pessimistic (and, imo, most probable) scenarios where we continue acting as we are now.

I feel we’re dealing with some sort of Trolley Problem scenario here

Nah, just making a silly joke about guns usually not bringing things alive

Surprisingly enough it’s an oven for toasting things.

They’re not super common outside North America as far as I can tell, or at least I don’t think I’ve ever seen them here in Yurop (well except in like cafés etc. of course). Don’t really see the point, I can just use my oven to toast things

I’m unaware of an ammunition type that can bring things to life