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Is it hunting season for oppressive leaders of soverign nations? Do us next, please!

I used to have all three at my desk, but now the water is flavored sometimes and pulling double duty.

Offer a draw. If they don’t take the draw, throw catnip at row 8 and hope for the best.

…on state television, an Islamic Revolutionary Guard official warned parents to keep their children away from protests, saying, “If… a bullet hits you, don’t complain.”

Bad move, Tehran. Now another country might give these protesters guns. My country has just the kind of idiot in charge who would arm then.

If you haven’t played Threes!, do yourself a favor and try it. 2048 is a soulless clone.

Me too. I would say Pac-Man or Galaga, but Super Mario Bros. 1 is the oldest one where I’ll sit down and dig into it for a while. 40 years later, the character’s weight and momentum make it feel better than plenty of modern games.

Found it on Getty Images. Oh no, that’s Dr. Oz kneeling over the guy, too. I keep forgetting that snake oil salesman has a job in the White House.

Never mind what this orange idiot says. The real damage is that no other country will ever take a US President’s statements seriously again. He’s flushed us down the toilet and there’s no coming back.

They’re protesting for the wrong reasons. Look, I don’t like China’s leadership either, but these protesters are out there wearing MAGA hats and chanting racial slurs. Please don’t be fascist.