Am allerbesten ist es in Österreich aber an der Kasse, wenn der Kassierer sagt: “Wollens a Sackerl”?

Lindners Auto:

High and crazy, but mostly

You just need a blanket and a pillow (and John Matrix).

Speak for yourself

Könnte fast sein, dass es ein Hintersteching gibt. Zumindest ein Hinterstöcken und Hinterstein gibts.

Boss calling for appraisal interview?
I don’t have anything personal against Francis and wish him the very best, but the institution with many of their conservative decisions are crap.

It moves the suicide to the other end of the repository.

THE CAUSE OF FIRE:  

1. git pull
2. merge conflict
3. starting fire

Show a man some bugs and he will be miserable for one day.
Teach a man how to code bad and he will be miserable for his whole life.

It’s like 30 years ago when my parents used the landline in the middle of a download - an act of war.

I poured boiling noodle water over my foot, had a big blister there and couldn’t walk in shoes for weeks. It’s almost a year now but the skin is still itchy sometimes.

The finger guillotine.

All we had to do, was follow the damn train, CJ!

Hey Kim:

And his worst enemy - fruit.

It would be like Harry Potter with guns or Army Of Darkness.