They write a sternly worded letter.

As Elaine Benes, right?

I think some pennies will cover that.

You don’t know that. Maybe he likes incompetent children. After all, smart people don’t like him.

How else would someone have been able to get all those chipmunks in one photo?

Master Splinter?

That’s a feature, not a bug.

Is Little Marco Rubio speaking for himself, it is someone playing him like a puppet?

That’s a shame. Maybe.

Saying that they could care less when they mean they couldn’t care less.

Like, of course anyone can care less than they currently do.