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It is when I have the marketers stand behind me during product demonstration so that the transferred momentum propels them to their rightful place in the cold infinite void
My cats like to announce loudly when they are done pooping. It’s a very specific and audibly differentiable meow, like they are notifying me to come clean up. 😂


I’m not sure all of those generalisations hold up, but I think it’s safe to say that some people immigrate to a country because they want to live there, and some immigrate because they want the benefits associated with living there.
Bold of you to assume I own a house