Hoooman, why you pet dis thing instead of me?
Hoooman, why you pet dis thing instead of me?


I feel like I can tell who Max is by the expression :D


o7 I salute you captain.


Thank you for your service.
“This is a meowscarriage of justice!”


The breakfast. IS. LATE!


No the finanical mistake was the beginning. Eroding the goodwill people had for your company was the mistake. Rebuilding that will bring back the money.
And has the remains of their shredded hands behind their backs.


Feeling suicidal?


Should that Flour-y language hide the breat puns? That is a major Pain!
Cute cat tho. A real sweet roll.
Chleudert den Purchen zu Poden!
Clearly an Australian Cattlecat.


I wish I could claim autorship, but it was originally from, I belive, a Tumblr post.


The Dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.


Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
Cry havok and let slip the hogs of war!
Well, from the Popes point of view it’s an interesting opportunity at a chance to be promoted up the corporate ladder.