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Clearly an Australian Cattlecat.

I wish I could claim autorship, but it was originally from, I belive, a Tumblr post.

The Dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

Cry havok and let slip the hogs of war!

That is true, but sadly the only CAD (besides the very limited Tinkercad) that works under Linux without costing a Kidney

Well I had my knee high socks in the wash that day…

You’ll laugh but FreeCAD did this exact thing to me on Arch and even worse it did not only associate itself with 3D files, it associated itself with everything that did not have a default set.

Weird Video format? FreeCAD.
Text file with weird file extension? FreeCAD.
Binary File? FreeCAD!

It is for people living for 2,810,012,235,505,759,797,086,285,212,489,023,139,872,768,000,000,000 years.

You are 42! ? That is fairly old.

Just know where your towel is.

Time marches on, and the age of a new king draws nearer.

When I was a young cat,
my owner took me to the vet. To get me neutered there.
He said, “Cordelia, when you grow up, will you be,
the scratcher of the sofa, the curtains and the sheets?”

What the kibble sees…

I like chicken, I like liver…

Hello Everynyan! How are you? Fine senk you.

Charlonge!

That’s okay he’s a catburglar.

Osaker! What did you do with the Light bulbs, Osaker?

Make it a double.

No trigonometry gets you Tridents.