What’s your definition of “constantly pregnant”?

It’s not really an exaggeration when the cows get an average of 3 months a year “off” being pregnant, and are killed around the age of 6 years old when past their prime milking age.

Black was in check the turn before so had to protect the King

The black bishop could’ve been in the back row the turn before, revealing the attack on the white rook but white countered with check

I feed her wet food when I get up and she gets dry food at 6pm and a couple of treats when we play before bed.

Anti immigration politicians straight up lie, and when called out on their lies lie some more.

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mine never sleeps on my desk, she’s there because she knows I will pay attention to her if she’s in my way

this is 90% of what being a professional marketer is.

and the truck would have to be speeding in reverse towards you to make the logs fly backwards

Mervyn Cumberland Weems

he was a good man - but he gave up the presidency temporarily after lying about having MS, frequently engaged in black ops in other countries, shut down the government like Trump, and knowingly employed an alcoholic who was constantly relapsing during the campaign trail as his chief of staff. Also his communications director leaked military secrets, his press secretary was in a suspicious relationship with a journalist, his wife committed medical fraud and due to knock on affects of his security protocol he and his speech writer are shot, he and his senior staff are exposed to a potential chemical weapon and quarantined, several secret service agents are killed during active service protecting the first family, and during some of these killings his daughter is kidnapped.

His administration was a mess lol

hope you’re ready for the most pointless, ridiculous nonsense you’ve ever seen

Damn, Americans checking for body hair at polling booths now

apologies, your post read as a rhetorical question- but also, Diwali, Eid… there are plenty of celebrations around the globe throughout the year

it’s the 4th of July weekend my dude.

also, it was just Juneteenth

and in the UK they have the 5th of November

I lived in London as a fuck ass poor student in Forest Gate, Ilford (technically Essex) and Stockwell (all fairly shabby areas) over about 8 years before later moving to a nicer area (Clapham).

The only people I saw with weapons were the police.

they were probably bringing attention to the fact that most sharks don’t want to attack people at all and rarely do it and hoping for no retaliation

needs someone to reveal one of the tracks and ask if you want to stick or switch

article I found: https://thisisafrica.me/lifestyle/dry-sex-women-pains-please

pretty much exactly what it sounds like

“gunting” made me feel a certain way