I couldn’t resist

What’s the conversion rate on Venezuelans to Austrian Archdukes?

I remember using solder with lead in my electronics class in 2004. Removing lead from stuff still feels pretty recent

“Gimme dat”

Yes, the dots is freedom. We shot, dropped, and riddled those countries with freedom. We gave them so much freedom that we’re starting to run out of freedom here.

Once someone finds resources of value here, they’ll probably come pepper us with a boost of freedom.

The furry one has a stoma

That zombie makeup is insane!

The President has literally eaten official documents

Um akshually…

Gargoyles, by definition, have to spout rainwater from their mouth. That is, in fact, a grotesque cat.

The “Free” in “Free Market” apparently stands for “Free falling”

I can’t tell if this is a fact or parody song lyrics, but I’m reading it to the tune of an Aerosmith song

Is he just trying to see how much chaos and hate he can sow?

I’ve heard stories dating to the 1930s-40s from my Polish family about being walked in lines described similarly to this

Jandalf the Jrey

Yes, calculating with moving parts are how the first computers/calculators worked. Nowadays, you’ll usually see them represented by relay computers, which are usually an educational experiment, or meant to be used in harsh environments where a modern computer couldn’t function properly.

This is a useless contribution to the discussion, but I wanna call him Tom Alec Sandwich.

The recipe said to fill with seeds for added texture

My old office setup was dual landscape and one portrait for reviewing/editing docs. But these setups… I’m at an absolute loss

Woman! Whooooooooaaaaaaaaaaa man!

Now I wanna hire a human artist to design me a graphic tee with that man wearing that skin-face shirt!