

Damn he looks good for 92 years old. the only 92 year Olds I know look like Draugr’s in cardigans.
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I say dumb shit and make shitty jokes, I’m also Aussie and will call you a cunt.


Damn he looks good for 92 years old. the only 92 year Olds I know look like Draugr’s in cardigans.


I meant it sounds like hell not being able to suck dick in heaven.


Yeah, that sounds like hell to me!


They know what they did!
Don’t lose your wallet then, easy fix!
Look for something else instead, you’ll have to move the original thing to try find the new thing.
That’s a pretty good bargain for $6000.


Why does Germany always look like its in technicolour?
That’s not a cat, that’s an Eldritch horror.
If you have a cat in your house: Yes.
If you don’t have a cat in your house: No.
Nah, first shot nailed it.
No worries, as soon as I read it I knew it had to be an inspirational poster.
I’ll do it this weekend, I promise myself I will.
a month later.
I STILL HAVEN’T DONE THAT THING!
That’s how I spend my days off, constantly in anxiety about getting something done then I’m back at work, with a whole new set of anxiety.
Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.