dumbass

356,411 km, give or take.

You don’t know about the incident? Have you been locked in some sort of vault or something?

We use communal toilet brushes instead of paper, it’s hard trying to find paper after the incident.

I do, but I will kill you if you get too close to it.

AMA: I’m the leader of a group of roaming wasteland raiders, ask me anything!

Why.

Sometimes I’ll call you a dumbass, but if I do, you were probably being a dumbass.

But, did it work tho?

I thought it was a before and after image before I read the title. Damn fine work.

I love cyberpunk future corn lady, it’s a nice level of absurdity but surprisingly whenever she’s used in something, it weirdly feels right.

The only answer, Keanu Reeves memories and skills, fuck my memories and skills.