DUMBASS

I hate all these bags of hot air, they’re all partly to blame for the state of the world, both sides of that stupid fucking world.

Pspspspspspspspsp here kitty.

My housemate used to bring me my pillow and blanket because he knew I would be there all night and at least I could be warm.

Man, now other people’s cats are staring at me on the toilet.

It’s made of silicone so it’s quite easy to clean.

You gotta take your time getting them used to it, a little splash here and there and then build up untill you can be in the shower for a good amount of time, mine loves it now.

I got one of these things

Works pretty good and you can put some force down and really get that back nice and clean.

*Gestures broadly*

Everything happening right now.

I sued him for malpractice after he slapped the shit out of me in a session.

Ahhh each to their own.

How?

Perfectly fine, it’s food. Food is always an acceptable form of lunch.

Ahhh that explains it lol. Fair enough.

Nah I was just making fun of how weird your comment sounded.

Time to put the spliff down brother.

Binge watching gaming cat.

Seal team 6 will be able to fix that.

The top half.

The first rule of chess club is you don’t talk about chess club.

But like, how tho? Did it walk up when it was out? Did it pee through the cage. I need answers damn it!