Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought that was something other than a pacifier when I first glanced at the image

EWS. Existing while socialist. Doesn’t matter if you believe they are or aren’t, they use the word, they’re a shaky ally at best, an outright enemy when any kind of hackles get raised

Got the neighbor girl tariffed? Believe it or not, straight to tariffs.

I’d swap Steve for Bernie.

Not because I think Steve would hurt anyone directly. But at any moment he may be like “would you like to see this deadly spider I’ve got in m’pocket?” And then pull out a spider that even spider scientists didn’t know existed or some shit. He would never let the spider hurt you, but you’d have a heart attack anyway.

Reductionist? Maybe? But it made me feel all warm and tingly, so thanks lol

Good point!

Okay, real world examples from me (notably, a big dude, so y’know, probably not as in tune to things as I could be):

Bernie Sanders My brother My Uncle

… I… Really thought I’d have better options until I really started thinking about it

I didn’t realize there was a Miles O’Brien floating around on Lemmy!

We’re friends now. Just accept it.

I feel seen. The introvert part of me is horrified, but the big, sloppy sub part is excited to be suspended from a fake smoke detector…

Why’s the sub always gotta be little and cute? #NormalizeBigSubLove

I can’t fucking breathe omg

Do you have any idea how bad it hurts to snort laugh while hitting a vape? Do you?

Can I go with them, please?

Love me a Halloween Calico

I’m not suggesting the rest of Canada would lay down and take it, just that the image in my head of Quebecoise is one of salt of the earth and die on that hill type. Like, Canadians are Not American™, and Quebecoise are Not Any Of You Fuckers™

They’ll still only have 2 additional liberal senators.

Y’know, I can see a future where Canada gets annexed, but not Quebec. Those francophones will burn down the whole province down and salt the earth before they became US citizens. I just know it. And I wouldn’t blame them one little tiny bit.

Dropout has a series called WTF101, which is like a weird, drug fueled, sex addled Magic School bus. Whole episode about weird sex, and hyenas make an appearance… A most unfortunate appearance.

Woofr does streaming now? They’ve made s big transition, back in my day it was a fetish hookup app for furries

Thank you!

Also, frickin love your username!

How do I learn the arcane etiquette, though?