the amount of bigoted dipshits confident that they’re going through the pearly gates has me half convinced they’re right and half convinced that i’m not missing out on a whole lot

1984 or something idk i dont read

your nan reaches for a hug as the monkey’s paw curls all but one finger: the middle

windows is now opened source

but what is love?

everyone needs a tool that in their arsenal

she’s even planning a future with you <3

i bought an epilator a few days ago and went through the agonizing pain of ripping out all my body hair. currently basking in hairless glory

taken from this and the point is that dennis (the guy in blue) is a terrible human being. though i will tag it as nsfw because it does touch up on very sensitive topics

well no the ventilation duct isn’t actually sucking the meat up it’s just a joke. the fly is carrying it

so do they like… play fetch?