What kind of asshole builds a swimming pool the size of that car

You sure?

With my wife, probably 10,000 years

Windows can be activated via the command line

No one, they need a reason to raise subscription prices!

Does that make them shit? Or are you just too edgy to like something mainstream?

Zelda? Red dead? Elden ring?

Gotta be rage bait

I’d say the only bad thing in the dark souls controls is jumping. Elden Ring has no issues.

Blasphemy

I bought stats.fm back when it was called spotistats or something. I just checked and seem to still be grandfathered in to full features with no sub. I would be pretty pissed off if I were you though, that is such a shitty move by any company.

CEO

Safety razor was a game changer for me. Although I do find that some brands of blades irritate my skin and some don’t, might be worth trying multiple if you get one.

Should trick him into shooting up the office, that’ll definitely get him fired!

I won’t lie, I’d rather be a 2001/Swordfish type hacker 😏

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