I’m offended now, too? I’m learning all sorts of new things about myself today.

Dutch, actually, but do enlighten me to the deeper philosophical implications of this Tumblr thread, o wise non-American.

You stupid AMERICANS and your HIGHWAYS. Good thing no other country uses highways! Now I can feel morally superior for being born elsewhere!

Do you really think a CEO would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

“You’re right, that was a malware executable that stole your bank credentials and ruined your life! I was wrong :)”

Movie idea: body swap comedy, but the two people are opposite sexes and also eggs. The movie ends with them deciding not to swap back.

And it’s dwarfed by the self-hatred for taking so long to perform a basic task.

I use revanced, very rarely have any issues with it. Looks and acts just like the official app, minus the ads plus the option for some other improvements like sponsorblock and re-enabling the dislike counter.

I wouldn’t be surprised, but Trump seems very easily manipulated. It seems like his stance on Ukraine, for instance, depends on if he’s last spoken with Putin or Zelensky.

In his defense, I’m not sure what May was expecting.

Bonzibuddy was classified as malware for collecting user information and using deceptive ads. I never used it myself but I’d bet it’s downright tame compared to the shit considered normal business practice nowadays.

My favorites are the ones of people holding a soldering iron by the tip while they work on a motherboard.

Here in the US my experience for the most part has been one handle for gasoline with buttons for each grade and sometimes a separate handle for diesel. I think places with one handle dispensing multiple octanes have a minimum volume (usually a couple gallons) to make sure your gas has at least the octane you selected even if there was lower octane gas left in the line.

I’m gonna be honest, snatching a regular citizen (or hell, even a violent criminal) from a sovereign nation while you bomb the shit out of their capital doesn’t sound much less illegal.

Joke’s on you, I don’t even make it to step two!

Fun fact: the line in the film is actually “Good guess, but actually no.”

The two genders: Men and Femen

But relentlessly

Has science gone too far?

Heh no worries, I’m caught up, just pulled the highest number I was sure we passed out of my ass. And I agree, Kuma and Bonney’s arc was very moving