I can hear this.

You put your flesh under there!?

I get what you mean, I do the same, it just sounded weird.

How do you open a jar? Oh, I just use my hand meat.

Is comic rack still the standard software for comics?

And that he’s his uncle.

If your dust analogy stands, why do you clean your ass? The poop is just going to come back.

I’m obviously not suggesting you stop cleaning your ass, but rather reassess how you see necessary regular menial tasks.

Nobody likes them, but they are what they are. Regular and necessary. You can even start to like them by meditating on task itself, and by expressing gratitude towards the conclusion, which in this example is a nicer cleaner space to live.

Mhm, defending genocide.

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More likely obligate vegan diets. The economic forces will drive the price of water heavy foods like meat and dairy up so high the masses will stop consuming them.

I’m so glad I have a deep well in a place that will never run dry.

Apparently not.

Dude I put that on a tee for you.

You mean it’s all money laundering?

Alcohol.

I married her.

How about just clubbing someone with a live explosive?

Most self diagnosed ADHD are just teenagers

Anyone will work if you pay them enough. It’s called supply and demand. You’d think the capitalists could at least pretend to embody their own free market “values”.

Just a reminder that cats don’t meow in nature. They learned to mimic the sounds of a needy toddler.

I met a guy like this. He just changed jobs every year. His past employers said they never got any work out of him, but he just kept leapfrogging, getting better and better jobs at each company advancing his career.

What’s funny is when I space out looking at my other monitor folks in the meeting just assume I’m working.

I schedule an hour for lunch and play video games during meetings.