The saddest thing is finding some leftovers you were looking forward to enjoying forgotten in the microwave

It’s a venn diagram

As a scandinavian there’s a decent amount of space between where our right stops and your left begins

I half expected Saddam Hussein to be hiding in the red marked mortise

A really good one too

Remember to check with your veterinarian if it’s okay to pulverize the pills, some medications are slow release and crushing them is probably bad

sigh I wish my executive dysfunction was being stuck under a soft human

If you want something done professionally you’ll wanna find some fagfolk

It’s the elevator blood scene from the shining but with cummies

Gotta love some Reused Foods

Oh god, i was not prepared for that thumbnail

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Bitchy trampoline

Wasn’t there a south park episode about them?

How obtuse

Is this a bakery? Cuz that’s a lotta loaves

I thought it was a candle ghost

Who are you calling a cum lord?

What makes a beginner distribution and why isn’t fedora one?

Gnome is so much more cozy than windows