Guess we’ll get more iPhones out of it

(/s but really wish I didn’t have to)

As one who hates birds, how do you feel about this news?

Why wait? The best time would have been the dawn of civilization. The second best time is now.

So we’re canceling Hazbollah now?

If you consider the most petty possible explanation for any of these “actions,” you’ll always be at least partially, if not entirely, correct.

Well at least something is made fresh at McDonald’s

Really just some sandwiches would be great

How would we all look with goatees the next time around?

You didn’t hear it from me, but I heard that billionaire skipped the fare on the subway…

Hopefully not at the same time

Deceasedly?

especially peaked in the 60s

…so far.

Are you Eric or Don Jr.?

It was posted here. Original article is on New Republic: https://lemmy.world/post/17423540

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