You might think it’s too good, but it doesn’t actually join the game until the most inconvenient time.

What’s so heroic about getting a human to save your house?

If he wasn’t such a stupid dipshit I’d think he had a humiliation kink.

Haven’t they flighted like 3 times now?

If you thought the MOU favored Iran, wait til you see the next ceasefire…

I want a boy toy

Well, good news, I asked each toy their pronouns and neither responded, so I guess the meds are working. Now, do you want a hot wheels or a barbie?

Hey, you can’t be sure these girls aren’t also there to visit their boyfriends in the army.

Larry does it for love of the game.

“Business is like cheating at chess” is a better analogy, anyway.

The tl;dr of President Isaac Herzog’s Israeli Labor party’s position on settlements is to permanently take Palestinean land from Palestineans, but slower and less violently than Likud wants to.

It was a joke. I suppose I could have made it more obvious.

Well I don’t know whose turn it is, but it’s not even check, so no.

This from the same judge who tried to hold their lawyer in contempt and had it thrown out by a higher court in the span of, like, a day?

The sequel to this comic could be the bishop seeping through cracks in the gate like the T-1000.

Now there’s a baby who knows what they want.

I’m just saying watch out for moles.

No idea whose side they’re on.

Nah man it’s the birds that work for the CIA. The raccoons are part of the resistance.

It’s a joke about Zionists claiming anyone who says Israel persuaded Trump to do this stupid illegal war is antisemitic. Which is a claim Zionists are definitely making.

Is Netanyahu saying Israel is pulling Trump’s strings? That guy’s repeating an anti-semitic conspiracy theory!

With how petty and self-centered Donald Trump is, I’m fully on board with framing this as Netanyahu personally stabbing Trump in the back.