Solar panels and a vasectomy

Lol, yikes, that guy was all “sarcasm liked the Internet” like it was his religion and he was 💯% wrong. It’s like, check out my next Ted talk on how onomatopeia killed the telegram. Lol, can you imagine? 💀💀💀 (/s, obvi 🙄)

That’s not a great comparison, because no mass murderer on death row has ever come close to the level of deaths this CEO is responsible for.

Also, it’s bespoke. That should add another zero.

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I think he know Trump is going to help Russia in every way possible, so he might as well let Ukraine get since more serious hits in now while they can

I’m not crying, someone’s cutting garlic.

Remember, if they bite you, you only have a minute to kill yourself.

Damn, I was going to upvote the comment that says “my computer is on and running, 24 hours a day” but nobody said it yet 🙁 sorry Earth…

You could hammer 100 little tack/nails into a board and hang them vertically. They’d be a lot longer vertically then they are wide, so you could do like 25 across x 4 down. You could maybe even still keep the plastic sleeves on them.

Or find a big donut shaped pillow, with the same diameter as a neck, and put all them on it?

I weigh 175lbs naked, but you really can’t trust those grocery store scales.

Oh, sorry about that. My wife and I use that follow up when we compliment each other, but it’s probably not well known enough to just use randomly on the Internet.

But it’s a reference to a flight of the concords song https://youtu.be/YwFPJ2AWrEU?si=1kAt6OcO_1Sy_Nbp

You’re really good at critiquing social media posts. I got another here. You’re good at finding shortcuts around this part of town.

A meta comic about loss. Daring today, aren’t we?

She doesn’t LOOK bored…

Edit: she look crazy

But they won’t even disclose that ACORN stands for Asynchronous Connector for Optical Relay Network!? Sounds like they were bought out by Big Oak…

Ahh, the ole reddit switcharoo

Game, Outer Wilds

Movie, Everything Everywhere All At Once

It was quite nice, but the number of elevators that were out of order at major tourist attractions was bonkers. Good luck in Paris if you have mobility issues!

Hahaaaaa yeeeeaaahhhh…

…but you really said it?