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Please don’t tell him it was Britain, or he’ll be invading France next.

The original question was

But are they worried the US won’t defend if a NATO country is attacked?

and I’m pretty sure the current US won’t. In fact, here’s my prediction on what will happen:

In the upcoming weeks Trump and Putin will split the Ukraine between the two of them. Encouraged by that success, Putin will try to invade Finland in order to reinstate the Russian Empire. Most of NATO will of cause stand with Finland, but Trump (confusing Finland with Denmark, as no true American can tell these nordic countries apart) tries to make a deal: “If Finland wants our support, they must hand over Greenland”. As Finland obviously can’t do that, Trump will say: “Then we must invade Greenland before the Russians get it”. But confusing Greenland with Canada (as no true American can tell these nordic countries apart) he will actually invade Nova Scotia. TBH, I think this orange idiot is so clueless, he might actually try to invade Alaska, believing it to be Canada.

He has threatened Canada that they’ll be the 51. US-State, he has threatened Denmark by saying he’ll “liberate” Greenland. A war of aggression usually doesn’t directly start by invading it, but with unrealisable claims and wrong accusations:

• “Hand over Danzig” and “your troops are violating our border, we’re just protecting our border” before invading Poland in 1939
• “Hand over these (non-existent) WMDs” and “Sadam was involved in 9/11, we’re just fighting terrorism” in 2003
• “Crimea and Donbas shall be Russian” and “The government in Kyiv are Nazis, we’re just protecting the Russian minority” in 2014
• “Canada shall be the 51. US state” and “Canadians are smuggling drugs into our country, we’re just protecting our border” in 2025
• “We’re going to have Greenland” and “It’s for the protection of the free world, we’re just providing freedom to the Greenlanders” in 2025

That’s how you talk to countries you’re planning to invade and not to countries you’re planning to protect from invasion.

Haven’t you watched the news in the last 5 weeks? How can you expect the USA to defend a NATO country while they themselves are the aggressor?

Yesterday I learned that Keanu isn’t USian but in fact Canadian. Today I wonder how he’s not at the top of this list.

He might be the teacher, a social worker or a parent.

To be fair, yor risk of being shot at is much higher in an elementary school in Portland than in the Swiss army.

That’s because of these nasty roofs they’re putting on top of houses these days. The “stars” you’re seeing are probably the ceiling lights.

Nothing a little C4 can’t fix though. Just make sure to leave the room before ignition.

What about a gattling gun using 16" guns as ammo, then?

Obviously the content has been encrypted, it’s all gibberish. Good luck cracking that code ФСБ. Oh, and by the way, asfasfafafafaffsssfafssfafsfsfafasssfsfddads!

In Germany we had a company a few years ago, that had planned to build cargo airships to replace heavyweight transports on streets. The idea was to use it for freights of up to 160 tons of weight.

Admittedly, it was a financial disaster and the company went bankrupt after a few years. But the limited weight capacity wasn’t the problem.

At least, we now have a tropical island, due to their failure.

Finally, someon brings democracy and basic human rights to Alaska. Why would you want to stop them?