Soaking in their precious bodily fluids while denying them his essence.

On the plus side, some have been captured and are now prisoners of war. It’s a significant quality-of-life improvement.

Chinese hackers do Chinese hacker things, news at 11.

Step 1: Don’t do war crimes.

He’s very good at hiding.

Looks like it was baked before being Saddamized.

Y’all startin’ to look like Elvises!

Send a bill to the governing body of the country where it’s registered and add on a hefty service charge to cover labor/materials/cleanup.

…summon a proper military vessel…

Like a missile.

…Some men collect pervy plastic dolls, some collect holes.

Redundant.

Could be the start of the plot for a romantic comedy brought to you by NK’s propaganda films department. Divorcing couple sign the papers, get carted off to a labor camp and learn to love the state – and each other (but mostly the state) – all over again.

Nature’s sabot round in a few easy cuts.

It would be wrong for me to mention that Muhammed married a 6-year-old when he was in his early fifties and, if recorded accounts are to be believed, started having sex with her when she was 9.

Arson, murder and jaywalking.

Removed by mod

Doesn’t matter, had

…seX

Long-shot 2025-2029 bingo card square: Canada joins the CSTO, USA rolls over the border, Russians rush in, WWIII and nuclear armageddon with a delicious maple flavor. I’d read that book, anyway, but hope it’s fiction rather than history in a decade or so.

I think this simulation is bugged, it keeps repeating the same news story template for the religion topic but with different locations, names and years.

I’ll write a new comment if they ever get a new story. Still haven’t found the bug report feature.

Ewe.

Andrei, you’ve lost another submarine?