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Context: this man is known for many things, including the game ‘Goblin With A Fat Ass’

Sometimes I idly fantasize about building one of those ultrasonic projectors to remotely turn their windows into speakers and loop their own music back at them

but unfortunately I’m not enough of a jerk to actually do it

My neighbor has the same five country songs on blast eight hours a day, seven days a week, rain or shine

I now have to pick between my sanity and fresh air.