They are remarkably expensive, but ‘microchip reading cat feeders’ do exist, that only open for the pet with the correct chip in their back. There’s a token for their collars if they’re not chipped, too. Made mealtime with our three much less fraught - we’d have ended up with one spherical cat and two rake-thin ones, otherwise. Also make medical treatments easier - you know who’s the only one who could have eaten it.

https://www.surepetcare.com/en-gb/pet-feeder/microchip-pet-feeder

Am afraid it’s not even the king. Eris is both substantially more massive and further away. In fact, it’s the discovery of Eris that led to the realisation that Pluto shouldn’t be considered a planet at all.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eris_(dwarf_planet)

Aww, sweet looking puss. Good work on taking her in.

Was kind of hoping that your other cats would be called Ryuk and L, but that might be asking for trouble.

Aww, man alive. Most perfect desktop environment I’ve seen in years, and then it’s a full OS rather than just a DE. Had been looking in the ArchWiki for how to install it and everything.

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!

The sound and the video would get out of sync if you left it on long enough, like 24 hours or so, for added confusion.

Good name, though - I like it.

They split up :-(

Allows the very important ‘overwrite files while they’re open’ functionality used during update. Write all the new files for a service then restart it. No need to reboot the whole machine for that.

Looking at you, Windows, and your bullshit scheduled reboots.

Yeah, but that one doesn’t have the right gear on. Section 4 of the laws of the game say:

3(a) For ease of identification, players’ clothing must have the numbers 1 to 13 with additional numbers for the substitutes.

4(b) A player’s normal gear shall consist of a numbered jersey of distinctive colour and/or pattern, a pair of shorts, socks of a distinctive colour and/or pattern and studded boots or shoes.

4(f) Studs on boots or shoes shall not have sharp edges or pose a risk of injury to other players.

If there’s one thing I know about cats, it’s that their booties have sharp edges that pose a risk of injury. That cat is going to get a red card as soon as it enters the playing field. Only language some players understand.

I actually find that starting a ‘raw disk partition’ virtual machine for Windows is one of the best ways to run it. Stops it from fucking up your BIOS and EFI when it does an update. You can restart into it when you want the ‘native GPU’ for games.

Of course, the even better way to stop Windows from fucking up your hardware is to not allow it anywhere near your hardware in the first place…

Doggy paddle is not a very efficient stroke. When will cats learn?

Hey! You’ve copied that app that I’ve been working on, you dirty thief. Not even bothered to make any changes, either. Switch that off at once!

Aww. We buried our old cat’s ashes at the spot in the garden where he loved to sit and watch the world - a shady spot under the rhubarb. It’s where new cat loves to sit as well.

I have a Tuxedo Pulse 14 gen 3 as my personal laptop, was looking for something with a bit more display resolution than my old 1080p machine, but did not like the price of 4K laptops.

It has been superb for over a year now. Came with Tuxedo’s own Linux, which looked pretty but wasn’t for me. Installed Arch on it, has been rock solid. Is a great machine for coding on, makes a great job of running Dwarf Fortress and less stressful 3D games - Crusader Kings 3 and Disco Elysium run great, for instance. Battery life impressive too.

Been quite robust, too - heard complaints that the lid can get a bit loose but mine’s fine. All the rubber feet have come off the bottom, but that’s probably because I use mine on my lap. They prefer that you install their own fan control app rather than eg. just providing drivers so that you can set it up in CoolerControl, but it works fine.

All in all, good machine. Better than the ThinkBook that it replaced, and those are fine laptops.

Supposedly Asma filed for divorce soon after her husband fled Syria for Russia and is planning a new life in London, if you fancy your chances?

“Double it and add thirty” is accurate enough for ambient temperatures, and easier to do in your head. If you need scientific accuracy then you wouldn’t be using Fahrenheit anyway.

Ah, but that is my cat. We call him Tux, our neighbours called him Boots. We’ve a ‘street whatsapp’ channel for arguing over the bins and getting to the bottom of who’s cat has rocked up in who’s house. Number of times I’ve seen a familiar moggy on an unfamiliar bedspread.

Cats, man. You might think you own them, but if anything, you own them for a while.

I quite liked how the original Linux fix for the Spectre-style speculative execution bug on Intel processors was called “Forcefully Unmap Complete Kernel With Interrupt Trampolines”, but alas, in the interest of diplomacy it was renamed to “Kernel Page Table Isolation” (KPTI) rather than “FUCKWIT”.

Doesn’t feel like it was that long ago, but of course, all search results are dogshit in this new age: https://wccftech.com/intel-kernel-memory-leak-bug-speculative-execution-performance-hit/

Yeah, mine was similar. Had some old Win95 machines from work that were getting thrown away; scavenged as much RAM as possible into one case and left Red Hat Linux downloading overnight on the company modem. Needed two boxes of floppy disks for the installer, and I joined up a 60 MB and an 80MB hard drive using LVM to create the installation drive. It was a surprisingly functional machine - much better at networking than it was as a Win95 computer - but yeah, those days are long gone.