But let’s not forget the time the US dragged the world into a horrible war on terror just so it could maintain oil prices too.

Yes, that was what I joking about.

You just know that Trump is going to have to say and do some batshit wild stuff to distract us from this.

What next?

My money is on claiming Antarctica as US land because of …uh… Ice prices or something.

Nah, you got Hungary too. All the fash.

Real Art of The Deal shit.

Absolute fucking masterclass in statesman-like diplomacy.

Genuinely a moment for all Americans to be proud of. Truly, exceptional.

It’s just like here but there’s an awful, hollow, gnawing feeling like you’ve already seen this post before just last week.

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Nice to ban you, to ban you nice.

He’s such a trooper.

Hey look, Elon was clearly trying to build half a house!

For the kids!

Oh we had the farmers block a city here in the UK too.

Some washed up, abusive, TV presenter worked them up when the government changed the laws to inheritance tax that he had avoided by buying a farm.

Yeah, no one was arrested there either.

This is a classic mafia move. It will end with the mafia owning something that used to belong to someone else even though that person did not want to sell it.

A lot of damage is done by parents telling their kids that they are special and gifted.

I know they mean to be kind. It’s just that reality always turns up like the Kool-aid man.

When they say legal weapons, do they mean the sort of legal weapons we are allowing in Gaza?

Children born between next Wednesday and Friday will be designated “generation cd-dvd” closely followed by those born the following week who will be called “generation noombers”.

The media will focus tightly on how these two groups, born mere hours apart can be entirely characterised in general terms that don’t consider geographic, social, economic, or race discrepancies and will set them against each other in a bitter feud that includes housing availability and which slang is the best slang.

As always, the wealthy will sidestep the horror.

We don’t even allow autonomy of the flesh, I suspect the chrome is going to be subscription only.

Again, you misunderstand. They arrest you because of your actions and specifically because of the intent.

You misunderstand. Soliciting merely means the act of trying to procure sex for money.

They don’t need a sting for that. They just sit someone near a red light district and roll every car that pulls up and let’s known sex workers get in their car.

Edit: not saying any of that is right though. It certainly feels like punching down… And if anything, it encourages some far more dangerous practices, particularly for sex workers.

Often countries have laws that make the solicitation the illegal act for that exact reason.

Or the arrest folk for conducting their business in public… So lewd behaviour.