OP forgot the flour. And the baking. Mostly just poured butter and eggs over chocolate chips on a baking pan attempting humor

This is like, the essence of a cat.

fixed it just for you <3

Day 1: World experiences “The glitch” simultaneously and gets set back 24 hours. Dead come back to life, religions take it as proof of god

Day 2: Media: “ground hogs day?” memes: “Its def groundhogs day grandpa has come back from the dead twice.”

Day 3: Religious freak out, no one is saying they went to heaven when they died, reincarnation cycle has been haulted, souls bound in earthly bodies

Day 4: Various religions attempt violent crusades, general violence, and mass suicide

Day 5: Nukes

Day 6: No fighting because dying by nukes hurt the whole time

Day 7: Hey want to eat the chocolate bar today? I had it yesterday

Day 8: Live television and internet broadcasts become only new form of entertainment. Massive downloads for rogue like games and short games you can beat in a day. Money starts to lose meaning

Day 9: General Hedonism, people pursue self gratification / or self betterment as nothing else lasts

Yes ma’am. Years gonna be rough but I got a samurai sword and a positive attitude

yeah no there’s a difference between head pressing and falling asleep while loafing

Cream of wheat but then you put a gloop of fruit yoghurt on top. Delicious probiotic fruit gruel.

2nd place goes to microwaved potato

Arson.

You just gotta slowly grind heal exp blowing all your money on extra staffs until she gets to 20, and class upgrade her to a bishop. Then she can take TWO hits!

People will say this shit that literally use a computer every day for their job. Don’t lie to me asshole I know you can type

You might want the more traditional method, this guy explains it pretty well. You aren’t trying to silence your thoughts so much as acknowledging them and letting them go.

One point meditation helps with this. I like the flame and the void visualization from the wheel of time series because I am a nerd, but its based on zen buddhist breath meditation

Biergarten

“I thought you might make up for it with your personality, looks like I was wrong”

Damn I would have eaten that whole spread growing up. Late for dinner? more like foods gone

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A fine vintage

The little blue light on rings comes on when they pass, then when they go to check it out it makes a noise when it starts recording. By cat standards that’s a toy

I hope that someday, you can forgive me