I thought it was a prototype condom

3am cat zoom vibes

Anyone else remember Bonsai Kitten?

America was always a Nazi shithole, but nobody noticed until they got online, and their cultural blindspot (education), made them afraid of anything new or different - including critical thinking, which the Russians exploited.

Cucked by a cat lol

Looks like someone has lost control of their life

“When I’m in a worst ADHD symptom competition and my opponent is erectile dysfunction”

or something, I don’t know, the post was too long, I didn’t read it all.

The default Windows player does not support h265 without an additional charge

H265 is a common video compression codec, charging for it is a strange way to encourage users to stay within their ecosystem.

Six seven, obviously.

Also, if I don’t say it I’ll explode and everyone is gonna cop shrapnel.

Actually, I’m convinced they’re both right.

In One Piece, the main characters are pirates, sure, but that doesn’t make them ‘anti-heroes’.

This is because the world government of One Piece is Authoritarian / Fascist / Feudalist.

Did you expect the digital age to repress conversations about Sewer Snickers?

Ironically, Japan has almost no trash bins. You’ll find them next to vending machines - you’re expected to consume there and throw away packaging immediately, or take the rubbish with you.

So pick a lane. 100 bins per square kilometer, or none.

Anywhere in between evidently sucks.

I thought your video was gonna be this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg

Lol.

Last week there was a hoax about his death

What timing.

The bat?

This right here, is the insult you were looking for.

The answers for this kind of fucked up lay in paradoxes.

For example:

If Trump was just 10% better, he would seem far worse.

What do I mean? Every single day is some new shit we need to digest, yet we hadn’t even spent the time to fully digest the last ridiculous shit he said. If we actually had time to process everything then he would appear far worse.

If you shit in the same room you brush your teeth, you should probably rinse the poop particles off your toothbrush.

The Mr. Plinkett cat.