「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」

“Hey [my name], do you eat cats and dogs for dinner?”

-In Deep Blue Philly nonetheless 🙄

Flashbacks to school years as a Chinese American 😕 (I heard that “joke” too many times to count)

I got cat hair INSIDE my nose… :/

I made my nose itchy and I managed to get it out after like days… aaaahhhh wtf cat?

Why do I constantly feel like there is a cat hair inside my nose? it feels like tinnitus but for nose

What if we just gave some nukes to Taiwan? Then japan no longer have an excuse to militarize.

👀

Just kidding… unless… 🥺👉👈

But why do they even need to hack elections? The folks over at .ml told me that elections are pointless and the rich already controls everything!

???

So it’s a Germanwings 2? Electric Boogaloo?

So confused…

Pilot’s about to lose their job.

Appointed as the head of FAA & NTSB simultaneously*

Two dystopias in one peninsula 💀